Cartoon Girls

Popeye always got the girl
Cause he ate his vegetables
Me and Bluto got beat up
And felt sorry for ourselves

I’m stuck in a Saturday morning world
I wish I could find me a cartoon girl
Somebody draw me a picture
I don’t want to be alone
Oh where have all the cartoon girls gone

I named my dog Scooby Doo
Cause he was a loser’s friend
He doesn’t mind my long hair
And the stubble on my chin


I could love Veronica
But you know she’s Archie’s girl
When folks think you’re a Jughead
It can be a cold hard world


Wilma has a heart of gold
But I’m still a Betty man
If I was the Professor
You know I’d choose Mary Ann


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Kent Newsome & Chuck Brown
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